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date: July
26, 2002
THE ZESTO SCAM
AKA:
The Fake Bus Conductor Vends Philippine Juice Scam
"How
many are you?" the guy will ask with peso bills woven around his
fingers. He will look like a typical Filipino bus conductor checking bus
tickets or collecting fares, but this will not be true.
The unsuspecting victim will tell the truth. One or two or three passengers,
he will say, while handing over the respective bus fare to the collector.
At which point the guy will disappear outside the temporarily stopped
vehicle (usually because of traffic). But he won't be stealing the cash
unlike actual thieves.
He'll come back up with one, two or three tetra-packs of Zesto(TM) juice,
depending on how much the victim paid for. And he will insert the straw
into the juice packs while handing them to you.
Most victimized Filipinos will give some mild form of refusal to be part
of this. They will say, "I thought you were the bus conductor!"
Or "I didn't pay for that!!?" And the Scammer will say "But,
I already put the straw into it, you can't un-puncture this pack of juice!"
At this, the victims will probably give up.
Others will try to demand for their money. But not many will face the
public humiliation of letting fellow passengers further realize they've
been scammed.
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